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Marry Me Now & Get One Free

Posted by Felix Diamond on May 7, 2007

While I was watching the TV late last Saturday night, I switched to NTA Channel 10, and this attractive and funny presenter was on the air. What is her name? I guess Augusta or something like that. There was another lady with her on the show.

Well, the presenter started talking, in her characteristic humorous way, complaining that no man is approaching or courting her, despite being available and attractive. She wondered whether it was because she has a baby girl that men shunned her. But she declared that even that is a plus to her since whoever married her will also have her daughter. Finally, she declared, “Marry me now and get one free”.

So, to you all wife seekers over there, while the offer lasts, grab your chance now before any other smarter guy does.


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